🌡️ 2024: 19°C — FAST 🔥 2025: 30°C — SUFFER FEST ☀️ 2026: ???
🏆 Predicted Team Finishing Order
1
Drake's Ducklings 17:00 ⭐ FAVOURITES
Paul Drake has assembled what can only be described as a cycling supergroup. Keith Lea — 3rd overall in 2024 at 34.8 km/h — brings genuine horsepower. Alex Rothwell is pushing the boundaries of acceptable speed and power. And then there's Charlie Butcher — the secret weapon nobody's talking about yet. Late start means fresh roads and clear targets ahead. Duckling? More like a peregrine falcon.
2
Surrey SpeedWorx 17:00 🔥 THREAT
The defending 2024 champions. Neil Kelsall (5th overall, 230W), Andy Taylor (6th, 222W), Marcus Brueton (7th). These three rode into Ditchling like they owned it last year. Chris Carney is 2nd on the all-time leaderboard. This is not a group that does scenic rides. Same late start as the Ducklings — expect fireworks.
3
Nutfield Wheelers 16:45 🔥 THREAT
Rob Graham goes top 5 every year like clockwork — 5th in 2025, 17th in 2024. Consistent, experienced, doesn't crack. Greg Pearce and Matt Ryzak-McGhee have the 2024 data to back them up. Tim Robinson is an unknown quantity which in cycling terms usually means trouble for everyone else.
4
The Revolutions Will Not Be Televised 17:00 👀 WATCH
Gavin Pollock — 1st overall in 2025, fresh off 20th place at the European Triathlon Championships (8th GB, 6th fastest bike split without being in a big group). The man is in the form of his life. Mike Gates went 3rd in 2025 at 229W. Si Holmes is unknown. Small team, massive engine at the front. Could sneak a podium.
5
Pedal Philes 15:45 🌙 DARK HORSE
G Moloko is a changed rider in 2026 — FTP up significantly, lighter, leaner, and absolutely loaded with motivation. Nick Barratt was 9th overall in 2024 at 244W and will be pulling like a freight train. The wildcard? Matty Day's yoga sessions may have unlocked a flexibility and mental resilience that other teams simply cannot replicate. Namaste and go fast.
6
Watts The Point 16:00
Adrian Cobbin, Paul Phillips, Paul McDonald and Chris Taylor all finished together in 2025 at 22.1 km/h. Consistent but mid-pack. The name suggests a philosophical crisis about training with power meters. Could surprise.
7
C Men Pains 15:30
Paul Radford and Pete Wolsey finished together in 2025 — solid, dependable. Early start means they'll be chased down all day. Psychological warfare or tactical genius? Bold move, gentlemen.
8
Leicestershire Itinerants 15:00
They came from Leicestershire. Respect the commitment. Andrew Ridgard has previous on this route. Tim Cole went sub 3:31 in 2024. First on the road, last to be forgotten.
9
Carb Munchers 16:45
Giles Elmore and Simon Elmes — a surname's worth of entertainment. Simon went 27th in 2025, Giles 28th. They finished within 11 seconds of each other. Either deeply tactical or entirely coincidental. James Woodall and Anthony Dyer are wildcards.
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Its Grim Up North TBC
Calvin, Jimmy O, Jo Davies and crew. No start time confirmed, no historical data, maximum mystery. Jo Davies — 8th at the Women's European Triathlon Age-Group Championships in Tarragona. Do not sleep on this team.
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Silver Bullets 15:00
Ian Banks went 5:28 in 2024. Michael Kleynhans went 5:28 too — they were literally inseparable. Frank McGurin is an unknown. The Bullets may be silver but their spirits are gold.
🏅 Team GB Represent
European Triathlon Age-Group Championships 2026 — Tarragona 🇪🇸
Gavin Pollock — 20th overall, 8th GB, 6th fastest bike split without a big group. Ran 18:47. First Team GB representation. The swim needs work, Gavin, and we all know it. 🏊
Jo Davies — 8th place Women's European Age-Group Championships. Flying the flag and flying the bike. 🚴♀️
🔍 Ones To Watch
⚡ The Engine
Nielsen Harrap
Absolute diesel. Goes forever. The human equivalent of a turbocharged lorry on a motorway. Does not stop. Do not try to drop him on the flat.
🎭 The Wildcard
Charlie Butcher
Drake's Ducklings' secret weapon. Form unknown. Danger level: very high. The quieter they are before the start, the faster they usually go.
🚂 The Wheelsucker
G Moloko
Known to sit in patiently before unleashing explosive power at the crucial moment. Or so he tells himself. 271W FTP and a point to prove in 2026.
🧘 The Zen Master
Matty Day
Yoga instructor. Flexible body, flexible tactics. While others tense up on the climbs, Matty breathes through it. Namaste and suffer.
📚 The Sage
Keith Lea
3rd overall in 2024. A man of knowledge, power and 222W. Drake's Ducklings' elder statesman. When Keith talks, legs listen.
⚡ The Rocket
Alex Rothwell
Pushing the boundaries of acceptable speed and power. Whatever that means, it sounds fast. Handle with care.
😢 Notable Absences
Gary Waller
"Through his training and commitment to the sport, Gary has had to step aside this year for drinking beer." A sacrifice we can all respect. You are missed, Gary. The beers at the bar are for you. 🍺
📋 The Rules
Result = penultimate rider across the line. Drop one teammate. Choose wisely. 🎯
Groups of 2–6. Not a race.
Photo required at Ditchling Beacon. No drones. 🚫🚁
Pizza van and cold beers await. This is the only finish line that matters.